How strange it is to be anything at all...

Maddie. Cat whisperer. Nargle killer. Dream crusher. And queen of sentence fragments.

relahvant:

i wasn’t expecting this but something tells me i should’ve been

(Source: goomy, via barrett-the-babe)

me trying to find backspace (via masuhararin)

(via momofficial)

]]]]===]]\]=====

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

image

(via momofficial)

jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

(via pizza)

oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

image

(via luisewebsiteba)

iamcode:

mycaterpie:

twelfthcloctcr:

dustychica:

annyoung89:

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

(Source: worldsenough, via barrett-the-babe)

kill-whitepeople:

I adopted a kid in skyrim and immediately tried to murder him for obvious reasons and I’m not allowed to. I thought this was America, land of the FREE home of the brave, but I’ve been mistaken.

(via momofficial)

cyberfricking:

breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy

(via barrett-the-babe)

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter