How strange it is to be anything at all...

Maddie. Cat whisperer. Nargle killer. Dream crusher. And queen of sentence fragments.

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: inflexa, via momofficial)

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via pizza)

prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

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wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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(via blondwhiteboy)

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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